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Mornings Suck Blanket

Blanket by DinoMike

$30.9520% off

Was $38.45 · You save $7.50

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100% polyester fleece and machine washable. Measurements are width x height in inches.

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Fleece Blanket

100% polyester sherpa and machine washable. Measurements are width x height in inches.

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Product Features
  • Designed by an independent artist
  • Premium materials and finishes
  • Vibrant, fade-resistant print
  • Ethically made, sweatshop-free
About this Design

A cartoonish vampire with green skin and fangs holds a coffee mug with a bat symbol. Above him, the text reads 'Mornings Suck'. The vampire wears a black cape and red medallion. The style is playful and humorous, conveying a relatable yet ironic sentiment about morning struggles.

DinoMike

@dinomike

Do you think vampires get their caffeine by drinking the blood of a coffee drinker? It would certainly give new meaning to “A warm cup o’ Joe”. Embrace your inner creature of the night with a design that doesn’t suck (unlike mornings).

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