
Mornings Suck Glassware
Glassware by DinoMike
Was $18.95 · You save $2
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Premium tempered glassware made fully in the USA - a classic 16 oz bar pint, a 10 oz rocks glass, and a 16 oz soda-can sipper (on its own or with a bamboo lid and reusable Tritan straw), each with a full wraparound print. Hand wash recommended.
Product Features
- Designed by an independent artist
- High-quality print, built to last
- Ethically produced
- Ships flat or rolled, ready to display
Product Details
- Premium tempered glass, made fully in the USA
- Pint: classic 16 oz bar pint silhouette, 5.9" tall
- Rocks: 10 oz short, wide silhouette, 3.45" tall
- Sipper: 16 oz soda can silhouette with a tapered lip, sold without lid
- Sipper with Lid: includes bamboo lid and reusable Tritan straw
- Full wraparound print
- Hand wash recommended. Do not microwave.
About this Design
A cartoonish vampire with green skin and fangs holds a coffee mug with a bat symbol. Above him, the text reads 'Mornings Suck'. The vampire wears a black cape and red medallion. The style is playful and humorous, conveying a relatable yet ironic sentiment about morning struggles.
@dinomike
Do you think vampires get their caffeine by drinking the blood of a coffee drinker? It would certainly give new meaning to “A warm cup o’ Joe”. Embrace your inner creature of the night with a design that doesn’t suck (unlike mornings).
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